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{
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"name": "FREDRICK REDDINGTON",
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"codename": "AMOGUS",
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"occupation": "ASTRONAUT, ELECTRICIAN",
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"allegiance": "CREWMATES",
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"known_associates": "SUS OF EVERYONE",
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"dob": "2018-06-18",
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"origin": "ANDROID, IOS",
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"languages": "ENGLISH, SHHHHHH",
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"last_known_location": "ELECTRICAL, 2020",
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"status": "KIDNAPNED BY THANOS",
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"file": "#FF0000",
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"photo": "AMOGUS.png",
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"bio": "Originating from the Skeld spacecraft, this entity has survived countless interstellar voyages while purging \"Impostors\" who threaten the sanctity of the Crimson Spectrum. They have performed endless electrical and navigational tasks to maintain the stability of the color Red against shapeshifting threats.",
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"psych": "Extremely paranoid and prone to pressing emergency buttons at the slightest provocation. They exhibit a single-minded focus on survival and \"voting out\" threats to the Red hue, often communicating in short, accusatory bursts. Being a licensed electrician, Amogus spends a lot of time in electrical.",
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"threat_level": "RED"
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},
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{
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"name": "TYLER LOTZGESELLE",
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"codename": "TANGERINE",
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"occupation": "RGB DIRECTOR",
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"allegiance": "PACKETCLOUD",
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"known_associates": "GLORIOUS CLAN",
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"dob": "1996-12-03",
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"origin": "EDMONTON, CANADA",
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"languages": "ENGLISH",
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"last_known_location": "HEREFORD BASE, 2017",
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"status": "IN HIDING",
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"file": "#FFA500",
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"photo": "TANGERINE.png",
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"bio": "Raised in the harsh winters of Edmonton, Canada, this subject studied construction engineering before managing the erection of megastructures worldwide. It was during these projects, clad constantly in high-visibility safety gear, that he was recruited by the Radiant Gamut Bureau to steward the Orange Spectrum. He now applies his architectural expertise to fortify the metaphysical barriers of reality, ensuring the hue of safety, sunsets, and industry remains structural and sound.",
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"psych": "He exhibits a grounded, pragmatic demeanor, approaching supernatural threats with the calculated precision of a site manager. While generally calm and reliable, he possesses a volatile \"high-vis\" intensity when the safety of the Orange essence is compromised, willing to bear any load to prevent a collapse. He values stability above all else, often reinforcing his allies' resolve like steel rebar.",
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"threat_level": "ORANGE"
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},
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{
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"name": "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS",
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"codename": "ROBERT",
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"occupation": "FRY COOK",
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"allegiance": "KRUSTY KRAB",
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"known_associates": "PATRICK STAR, EUGENE KRABS",
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"dob": "1986-07-14",
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"origin": "BIKINI BOTTOM",
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"languages": "ENGLISH, WHALE",
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"last_known_location": "PINEAPPLE, 2026",
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"status": "UNDERPAID",
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"file": "#FFFF00",
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"photo": "ROBERT.jpg",
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"bio": "A resident of a benthic pineapple in Bikini Bottom, this subject rose from humble fry-cook beginnings to become the chaotic embodiment of the color Yellow. His porous form absorbs all negativity, ensuring the brightness of his hue remains untarnished by the crushing depths of the ocean.",
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"psych": "Pathologically optimistic with zero concept of personal space or volume control. His manic happiness serves as a defense mechanism for the Yellow Spectrum, manifesting as infectious, uncontrollable laughter that disarms opponents.",
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"threat_level": "YELLOW"
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},
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{
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"name": "SHREK",
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"codename": "THE_OGRE",
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"occupation": "DELIVERY BOY",
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"allegiance": "FAIRY TALE CREATURES",
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"known_associates": "DONKEY, PUSS IN BOOTS, PRINCESS FIONA",
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"dob": "1990-10-17",
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"origin": "SWAMP",
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"languages": "ENGLISH, SCOTTISH",
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"last_known_location": "FAR FAR AWAY, 2010",
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"status": "POST-PRODUCTION",
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"file": "#00FF00",
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"photo": "SHREK.png",
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"bio": "Once a solitary figure dwelling in a hazardous bio-swamp, this Ogre accepted the burden of the Green Sage after defending his territory from fairy-tale squatters. He views the color Green as a complex entity with \"layers,\" much like an onion, which he guards against aristocratic encroachment.",
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"psych": "Initially hostile and isolationist, preferring intimidation tactics to diplomacy. However, he displays fierce loyalty to his inner circle and will utilize immense physical strength to keep his swamp—and the Green essence—pristine and undisturbed.",
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"threat_level": "GREEN"
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},
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{
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"name": "BLUE MAN GROUP",
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"codename": "SAD_BOYS",
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"occupation": "ENTERTAINMENT",
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"allegiance": "CIRQUE DU SOLEIL",
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"known_associates": "CHRIS WINK, MATT GOLDMAN, PHIL STANTON, BLAS ELIAS, ADAM PRATT",
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"dob": "1987",
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"origin": "NEW YORK CITY",
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"languages": "BODY LANGUAGE",
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"last_known_location": "LAS VEGAS, EVERY SUNDAY",
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"status": "DECEASED, BLEW UP",
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"file": "#0000FF",
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"photo": "BLUE.jpg",
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"bio": "A hive-mind trio of unknown origin, these entities communicate solely through percussion and PVC piping to resonate with the frequency of the color Blue. They have no known beginning or end, existing as a silent, synchronized force dedicated to the propagation of azure pigment through auditory and visual assault.",
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"psych": "Completely non-verbal and emotionally unreadable, displaying a child-like curiosity mixed with unnerving, stoic stares. Their thought processes are entirely synchronized, allowing them to act as a single, multi-bodied guardian of the Blue Spectrum without hesitation.",
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"threat_level": "BLUE"
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},
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{
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"name": "HEATHER MAXINE REISMAN",
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"codename": "BOOKWORM",
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"occupation": "CEO, INDIGO BOOKS & MUSIC INC.",
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"allegiance": "CULTURE, LITERATURE",
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"known_associates": "KOBO",
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"dob": "1948-08-28",
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"origin": "MONTRÉAL, CANADA",
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"languages": "ENGLISH, QUÉBÉCOIS",
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"last_known_location": "TORONTO, 2022",
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"status": "LEFT ON READ",
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"file": "#4B0082",
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"photo": "BOOKWORM.jpg",
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"bio": "Rising through the ranks of Canadian corporate infrastructure, this tycoon established a literary empire to consolidate control over the elusive Indigo hue. She utilizes \"Staff Picks\" and strategically placed scented candles to guard the threshold between Blue and Violet, influencing the minds of the reading public.",
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"psych": "Highly intellectual and influential, possessing a calculated demeanor that commands boardrooms and bookshelves alike. She is a visionary strategist who protects the Indigo Spectrum through cultural curation and the relentless promotion of literacy.",
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"threat_level": "INDIGO"
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},
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{
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"name": "THANOS",
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"codename": "MAD_TITAN",
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"occupation": "SUPERVILLAIN",
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"allegiance": "LIFE, BALANCE",
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"known_associates": "GAMORA, NEBULA",
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"dob": "1973-02",
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"origin": "TITAN",
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"languages": "ENGLISH, KREE",
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"last_known_location": "ENDGAME, 2019",
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"status": "AT LARGE",
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"file": "#EE82EE",
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"photo": "THANOS.png",
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"bio": "Born on the doomed moon of Titan, this warlord concluded that the only way to preserve the universe—and the majesty of the Purple Spectrum—was through radical resource management. He has scoured galaxies collecting artifacts to ensure his hue reigns supreme over a perfectly balanced cosmos.",
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"psych": "Possesses a Malthusian \"savior complex\" driven by sheer, unyielding will. He is emotionless in his calculus but deeply passionate about his mission, viewing himself not as a villain, but as the inevitable protector of existence and the color Violet. Thanos is obsessed with counting objects to ensure balance. He was once disciplined at the RGB for keeping his passwords on sticky notes.",
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"threat_level": "VIOLET"
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}
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